Funky back tat on the small of the back. You know what that means. She likes it in the pooper.
Quotes from Season1
Yes, and it might be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the white album, but I haven’t been able to quite master that yet.
Why would I wanna get to know a guy who’s so in love with himself that he hangs out in a bookstore reading his own work.
Imagine my fucking disappointment when you turned out to be the biggest cliché of all, sitting there and googling yourself.
Father? Can I ask you something? Why is there a naked lady in your bedroom? There’s no hair on her vagina. Do you think she’s okay?
I’m not wearing any pants but I would like to invite you two ladies to join me, to take your pants off, and come with me to the pants off restaurant.