I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister
Quotes from Episode2 - Hell-A Woman
Well, maybe I’m in the minority here, but I just don’t think there’s anything sick and wrong about a little fucking and punching between consenting adults.
There’s nothing quite like getting stoned on the very bed that your ex-domestic partner shares with her fiancé. It’s the little things.
Well, instead of finding out that your husband was gay, you could’ve found out that he was a…scientologist or something like that. Or a Nazi. Or Al Qaeda.
Hell-A Magazine blog number one. Hank hates you all. A few things I’ve learned in my travels through this crazy little thing called life. One: a morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness. Two: I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And three: while I’m down there, it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I’m not talking about a huge’70s playboy bush or anything, just something that reminds me that I’m performing cunnilingus on an adult. But I guess the larger question is, why is the city of angels so hell-bent on destroying its female population?
Your voice is a shotgun blast to all the pretentious fucks who pollute this once-great city of yours.
You have owed your publisher a book since Becca was breast-feeding. I remember because I used to like to watch Karen do that.
Yes, and it might be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the white album, but I haven’t been able to quite master that yet.