For a radical environmentalist such as yourself, this whole evening must have given you a clit-boner.
Quotes from Episode4 - Fear and Loathing at the Fundraiser
When you’ve spent the last five years loving a man and wondering why he doesn’t love you back…you tend to get a wee bit cynical about things.
Fuck around all you want, I’m no judge Judy. But don’t string a woman along for a major chunk of her childbearing years. That’s not cool.
One minute, I am sailing along, I’m being the guy who would never, ever cheat on his wife. The next second, I’m spanking the bare, naked ass of a 22-year-old girl.
Take it easy there, Diane Arbus. Don’t have a coronary, ’cause I wouldn’t know how to explain that to your wife.
I find interesting to hear these people ranting and raving about saving the environment when they’ll probably blow like 10 000 pounds of fuel on their private jet planes getting down to Cabo this weekend. That’s right, babs. You heard me. Tell Oprah I said so. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, ladies.
I want to be a 40-year-old virgin. Because it seems like, once you get laid, your life basically turns to shit.