Quotes from Episode6 - Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Hank spends the night with a sexy surfer girl and in return she robs him. Mia wants more of Hank's writing to pass her class, instead he offers to help her with her writing. Charlie wants to spice up the sex life with his wife Marcy, but she is not as fond of spanking as Dani is.

“Rome is burning”, he said, as he poured himself another drink. “Yet here I am, knee-deep in a river of pussy. Here it comes,” she thought, “another self-indulgent, whiskey-soaked diatribe about how fucking great everything was in the past and how all us poor souls born too late to see the Stones at wherever or snort the good coke like they had at studio 54.” Well, we had all just missed out on practically everything worth living for. And the worst part was, she agreed with him. “Here we are,” she thought, “at the edge of the world, the very edge of western civilization, and all of us are so desperate to feel something, anything, that we keep falling into each other and fucking our way towards the end of days.”

All right, maybe… maybe you want me to pee on you. I know there’s people that do that. Okay, that’s all.

You don’t want to be with me. You think… I know you think you do. But if I were to give myself to you, you would run for the hills, ’cause you’re not in love with me. You’re in love with the idea… The idea of love.

If I can make you laugh like that, why can’t we be together? That’s what I don’t understand.

I miss your smell. When you left, I couldn’t wash the sheets because I didn’t want to lose that completely… You. And… it fucked me up for a long time because I would wake up and I’d smell you and I’d think you were there. And that would… My heart would break all over again. I think that’s why I go in for the kiss all the time. I know, yeah. I think I’m going for… another hit.

I was in danger of being bored to death.

You know, I dropped an Advil on the floor earlier and couldn’t find it. I thought maybe you could crawl around and look for it.

How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?

There is no such thing as a 2 h orgasm or my lesser work. You’re shit out of luck.

You know, as much as I love to hear about Bill’s failings as a parent, as a human being I do not like to be compared to him in the same sentence. It creeps me out.

Life will kill you.

You’re just an analog guy in a digital world, aren’t you?

She stole my guitar… and my records. My records! Oh, the humanity!

Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker.

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