Quotes from Episode1 - Slip of the Tongue

Hank and Karen decide to move back to New York, so they try to sell their house in Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Karen persuades Hank to get a vasectomy.

Well, I like to think of myself as having a 12-inch cock, but it doesn’t make it so.

I could pick your pussy out of a police line-up of pussy. I could. You know, if your pussy was ever arrested, God forbid, and had to be identified in some kind of line-up, I would get it right away.

OK, one more time, for the cheap seats. What happened there could have happened to anybody! Wrong place, wrong time, wrong vagina!

You’d deny a dying man his final meal?

I’ve got a godlike erection. Seems a shame to waste it.

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