Quotes from Episode2 - The Great Ashby

After Hank is arrested by the police and sent to jail, he meets record producer Lew Ashby, who asks Hank to write his biography, and Charlie is fired after videos of him masturbating in the office are shown to his boss.

Everybody’s a fucking comedian.

All you haters can go fellate yourselves. Always whining about L.A., and how New York is like a holy land. Well, go the fuck… Move back there.

I’m ankling! Runkle is ankling!

He is who he is, Mom. You knew that when you jumped into the car with us. If you’re worried you made a mistake, that’s not his fault. You have to love him for who he is,not his potential.

No man should ever have to bear witness to his “oh” face.

Let’s party while this bitch can still get wet.

You got to be careful. One wrong move and you end up the ass-licker.

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