“She’s my sister, my daughter, my sister… Oh, I’ll never figure it out without a cock in me!”

Put down those shuffleboard sticks. Marcy’s coming to suck your dicks!

I wish you did speak English. I have a lot to discuss on the subject of accidental cunnilingus.

My dirty little whore of a nose is sorry that she let you down. But she loves you so much she’s willing to go chill out at her mother’s.

I’m no expert, but I consider myself quite a masturbator.

I’m King of Fuck Mountain!

She fucks like she knows things

I’m not interested in the opinion of someone whose cultural significance went out with Hammer pants.

Wow! For once, I believe you actually wrote something. I also believe that you should honestly consider never writing anything ever again.