My vagina looks like downtown baghdad right now.
Quotes from Season3
I don’t just say shit. I mean, I do talk a lot of shit, but I generally mean what I say and I say what I mean.
We needn’t ever speak of it again but one does not very easily forget the kiss of a beautiful woman. That’s right. I said it. I meant it. I’m here to represent it.
Never really all that interested, but I find myself telling her how beautiful she is anyway. ’cause it’s true – all women are, in one way or another. You know, there’s always something about every damn one of you. There’s a smile, a curve, a secret. You ladies really are the most amazing creatures. My life’s work. But then there’s the morning after. The hangover, and the realization that I’m not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. And then she’s gone. And I’m haunted by yet another road not taken.
In what universe is fucking like chinchillas and blowing coke up each other’s asses “seeing each other”?
Do you think the ladies have gone too far with the sex-positive feminism? I mean, I know they all say they’re down with the pornography and the shaved pudenda and whatnot, but do we really think that this is the path to liberation?
Are you sexually harassing me right now? Because if you are, I think I’m gonna have to report you. For giving me a serious boner.
That is a prime example of what’s wrong with the younger generation today – you leave nothing to the imagination.
Your story was bad. It was terrible, in fact. It was like that lame twilight bullshit. I have no patience for that crap. It’s not writing, it’s like bound toilet paper.
If you and i were trapped together on a desert island – it would only be a matter of time before I was putting it in your pooper.