Quotes from Season3

Teenage girls are greatly overrated.

I like me a big girl. Yeah, before marcy here, Most of my girlfriends were somewhat zaftig.

Big and getable – that’s the way i liked ’em.

It is possible that longing for something is better than actually having it. I’ve heard it said that satisfaction is the death of desire.

I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.

Don’t be niggardly with your emotions. Just run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.

Your story was bad. It was terrible, in fact. It was like that lame twilight bullshit. I have no patience for that crap. It’s not writing, it’s like bound toilet paper.

Have you ever spent time with an 11-year-old boy and wanted more from him than he was willing to give? Have you ever breathed in the scent of a woman’s sweaty, unwashed sex and just wanted to bottle and sell it at market? Have you ever been so drunk on cock you howled at the moon and begged for a few inches more?

Who wants to see me tuck and do the pee-pee dance?

You really have to want to quit. You gotta hit rock bottom.

What? I’m the asshole. Just because I say what’s on everybody’s mind?

Hate the game, not the playa.

Sue Collini always gets the wienie.

Who needs emotions? I’m thinking about your tube steak.

You can’t blame everything on the economy, douche bag.

You know, it’s true what they say about pot. It’s very much a gateway drug. And it can be a gateway to some pretty cool things. But it can also lead to poverty, despair, stunted adolescence, man-breasts.

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