I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.
Quotes from Episode2
Your story was bad. It was terrible, in fact. It was like that lame twilight bullshit. I have no patience for that crap. It’s not writing, it’s like bound toilet paper.
If you and i were trapped together on a desert island – it would only be a matter of time before I was putting it in your pooper.
what do you say the two of us knock off early, huh? Slip out of this business casual, nude-up in my “jacooze”, see what kind of sodomy laws we can break?
You know, parents tell their kids they can be anything they want when they grow up. But it’s not true. Not for everyone. Sometimes that can fuck you up a lot more than someone telling you you can’t do a goddamn thing.