Quotes from Episode2

Teenage girls are greatly overrated.

I like me a big girl. Yeah, before marcy here, Most of my girlfriends were somewhat zaftig.

Big and getable – that’s the way i liked ’em.

It is possible that longing for something is better than actually having it. I’ve heard it said that satisfaction is the death of desire.

I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.

Don’t be niggardly with your emotions. Just run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.

Your story was bad. It was terrible, in fact. It was like that lame twilight bullshit. I have no patience for that crap. It’s not writing, it’s like bound toilet paper.

I may be easy, but I’m not sleazy.

If you and i were trapped together on a desert island – it would only be a matter of time before I was putting it in your pooper.

Faced with a severe vaginal drought – men will be men, boys will do boys.

All work and no ass-play makes Chuck a dull boy.

what do you say the two of us knock off early, huh? Slip out of this business casual, nude-up in my “jacooze”, see what kind of sodomy laws we can break?

You know, parents tell their kids they can be anything they want when they grow up. But it’s not true. Not for everyone. Sometimes that can fuck you up a lot more than someone telling you you can’t do a goddamn thing.

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