What I cannot do is resist the allure of a powerful woman.
Quotes by Charlie Runkle
If you and i were trapped together on a desert island – it would only be a matter of time before I was putting it in your pooper.
Here’s a thought. Maybe the two people in this conversation who have never been married should shut the fuck up and not pass judgment on the one who has.
Make me an offer, I’ll counter the shit out of it. We will handle this like the proud, beautiful black men we are.
So, if it goes badly, I’ll have to fire her. Shit, if it goes well, I’d have to fire her. Either way, I’m out one fucking secretary and up a giant lawsuit.
All right, maybe… maybe you want me to pee on you. I know there’s people that do that. Okay, that’s all.
You know, I dropped an Advil on the floor earlier and couldn’t find it. I thought maybe you could crawl around and look for it.