Quotes by Charlie Runkle

What I cannot do is resist the allure of a powerful woman.

Faced with a severe vaginal drought – men will be men, boys will do boys.

I like me a big girl. Yeah, before marcy here, Most of my girlfriends were somewhat zaftig.

Big and getable – that’s the way i liked ’em.

If you and i were trapped together on a desert island – it would only be a matter of time before I was putting it in your pooper.

Here’s a thought. Maybe the two people in this conversation who have never been married should shut the fuck up and not pass judgment on the one who has.

I’m no expert, but I consider myself quite a masturbator.

I’m King of Fuck Mountain!

I love rubbers. Keeps me in the game.

How are you gonna get what you want if you don’t ask for it?

There’s a limit to how much someone can get fucked in the ass without getting paid for it!

I’m ankling! Runkle is ankling!

Do I get any credit for all the assistants I didn’t fuck?

Says the girl with her finger in the dyke.

That’s where I come in. I’ll sell the shit out of it.

Make me an offer, I’ll counter the shit out of it. We will handle this like the proud, beautiful black men we are.

So, if it goes badly, I’ll have to fire her. Shit, if it goes well, I’d have to fire her. Either way, I’m out one fucking secretary and up a giant lawsuit.

You know, I dropped an Advil on the floor earlier and couldn’t find it. I thought maybe you could crawl around and look for it.

All right, maybe… maybe you want me to pee on you. I know there’s people that do that. Okay, that’s all.

Last time we tried anal during the light of day… Not pretty, remember?

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