Quotes by Hank Moody

You can’t blame everything on the economy, douche bag.

You know, it’s true what they say about pot. It’s very much a gateway drug. And it can be a gateway to some pretty cool things. But it can also lead to poverty, despair, stunted adolescence, man-breasts.

Every time i finish a book – whiskey, weed, and Warren Zevon. It’s the little things.

No time like the present.

I can write anywhere… Or not, as the case may be, which is not the case.

Can I get a jumbo “what the fuck were you thinking?”

At the end of the day, it’s all about her. It’s always been about her

I like it here. It’s nice. The sun is chirping. The birds are shining. The water’s wet. Life is good, sweetheart. Life is good.

Integrity. That’s a fine quality in a mistress.

Things fall apart. They break. That’s life.

No matter what you did, don’t give up. Do not give up. Because if she loves you, she’ll forgive you.

There is no life without love. None worth having, anyway.

I’m just like my father. You know, there isn’t a woman that I’ve met that I haven’t fallen in love with for 10 minutes or 10 years.

Friends don’t let friends bang each other’s soul mates.

She said one thing. I said another. Next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.

It’s a big, bad world full of twists and turns, and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment… the moment that could’ve changed everything.

A great father is a guy that gives it all up for his family and leaves his self-destructive bullshit at the door.

I consider that whole area – general area – my cock. Like, from my knees to my nipples – cock.

Two people of the opposite gender can’t rendezvous after seven p.m.? It’s automatically a date?

I wish you did speak English. I have a lot to discuss on the subject of accidental cunnilingus.

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