Wow! For once, I believe you actually wrote something. I also believe that you should honestly consider never writing anything ever again.
Quotes by Hank Moody
You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. “Out of doors” is a place where penises don’t fare well – in the rain and the wind and all that… My homeless dick now must seek shelter from the storm where and whence it can.
I don’t let the crushing pressures of the workday world interfere with the richness of my life as a sexual being.
OK, one more time, for the cheap seats. What happened there could have happened to anybody! Wrong place, wrong time, wrong vagina!
I could pick your pussy out of a police line-up of pussy. I could. You know, if your pussy was ever arrested, God forbid, and had to be identified in some kind of line-up, I would get it right away.