Quotes by Hank Moody

I google myself but I never cheated on you. Never.

In what universe is fucking someone when you’re married to somebody else not cheating?

I know that look. That’s the look that shrivels me testies.

Okay, so not only are you a cadaverous lay, you also have a shitty taste in movies.

I’m not wearing any pants but I would like to invite you two ladies to join me, to take your pants off, and come with me to the pants off restaurant.

Yo, KFed, the little man in the boat? He’s up here, that’s where he is!

Maybe I should hide under your clit, he’d never find me there.

Sweet baby Jesus…Hank is going to hell.

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