All you haters can go fellate yourselves. Always whining about L.A., and how New York is like a holy land. Well, go the fuck… Move back there.

One girl, two cocks, ultimate showdown.

Some of my favorite humans are sluts.

Life’s just too fucking boring not to try, OK?

The chorus is the verse.

She fucks like she knows things

You can’t stop a girl fight. You might accidentally hit one of them.

You have to squeeze one out of the chamber, let the good stuff come through.

It’s gonna take that dude 15 years before he realises what he’s missing. He’s missing a lot, because you’re fucking magic. If that’s too long to wait, I can get Lemmy from Motorhead to cut off his cheeks with a straight razor.