Quotes by Lew Ashby

It’s gonna take that dude 15 years before he realises what he’s missing. He’s missing a lot, because you’re fucking magic. If that’s too long to wait, I can get Lemmy from Motorhead to cut off his cheeks with a straight razor.

You can’t stop a girl fight. You might accidentally hit one of them.

You have to squeeze one out of the chamber, let the good stuff come through.

Life’s just too fucking boring not to try, OK?

She fucks like she knows things

Some of my favorite humans are sluts.

One girl, two cocks, ultimate showdown.

The chorus is the verse.

All you haters can go fellate yourselves. Always whining about L.A., and how New York is like a holy land. Well, go the fuck… Move back there.

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